So Mitt Romney, GOP presidential candidate and prolific consumer of hair gel, in response to a criticism of Mormonism as being exclusionary of african americans, claimed last weekend that he saw his father "march with Martin Luther King, Jr." But when experts came forward to dispute the event ever happened, Romney responded that it was "just a figure of speech." You know, like "the cat's got your tongue." "My dad marched with Martin Luther King, Jr." - I use that one all the time myself.
